From Logan airport terminal A:

Men
do not leave bags or
valuables unattended

There were two daft intepretations of this sign that amused me greatly at the time. However, I may have been tired. _
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05:38:12 PM, Wednesday 20 December 2006

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Cell phone dock, that is also a bell, where the cell phone, set on vibrate, is the clapper. _
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03:40:55 PM, Sunday 17 December 2006

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My day at work:
Meet to discuss how to get data for client #3.
Discuss problems had with processing data for project #1, client #1
dig up subject matter experts for kickoff meeting with client #2 tomorrow, discuss approach.
Sign 40ish christmas cards in gold pen, for clients #1 through #4.
Scavange some bread from the refrigerator from yesterday's christmas party.
forge coworkers signature on cards for clients #1 and #4, using theoretically different handwriting.
meet to discuss agenda for client training on monday for client #1 that none of the 6 of us involved have even vaguely started working on.
Check to see if what I ran last night for project #2, client #1 worked. Write up an email status, listing things yet to be done, and reasserting that I'll be done by monday. I would spend no other time working on this today, allegedly what I'm working on.
Weekly status meeting with client #1, project #1.
Read and summerize materials for kickoff meeting for client #2
Write up and send out agenda for aforementioned training.
Worry about the fact I didn't do what I promised on client #1, project #3, and have been entirely ignoring client #3. _
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05:56:26 PM, Thursday 14 December 2006

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The sort of thing google doesn't know: Are there more shoes, or feet? If shoes, at what point in history did it happen? _
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