Words coined by Dr. Betty Dodson that make me giggle:
"parnersex"
"selfloving"
"bodysex" _
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12:41:49 AM, Sunday 3 April 2005

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I wrote a funny.

Dear Sirs,

You said you needed information about movie theaters and accessibility.

The Landmark in Berkeley is showing Sin City tonight at 7 and 9:40. This is on Shattuck at Kittridge, right near the Downtown Berkeley BART station on the Richmond line. It is also possible to find parking if you park on Shattuck after it intersects with Ashby.

AMC Bay Street in Emeryville is also showing Sin City tonight. It is not accessible via BART and also it is built upon the desecrated graves of several hundred Ohlone Indians, who were probably the nicest, most peace-loving group of people ever to inhabit the Bay Area.

Take your pick. _
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