Bloglet, the gentleman's mock turtle soup --
Moss made it sweeter than myrrh ash and dhoup

Frozen Grapes, Frozen Grapes, Woo, Woo, Woo! Frozen Grapes, Frozen Grapes, Ampoules Blanc Doux! Crush 'em in your teeth, (woo!) Juice'll numb your tongue, (woo!) Spit out all the seeds and save 'em when you're done, (woo!) Frozen Grapes, Frozen Grapes, Woo, Woo, Woo! Frozen Grapes, Frozen Grapes, Ampoules Blanc Doux!! I HAVE NINETY-SIX GRAPESEEDS IN A LITTLE FLAT STACK! _ respond? 06:06:15 PM, Wednesday 12 June 2002

All right, damnit. I am determined. I will design a Marmite t-shirt, inspired by the undeniably splendid t-shirt enshrinement of a base and despicable substance. The problem is that the English aren't nearly as studly as the Italians; unsurpassed as their condimental advantage may be, their adverstising slogans leave something to be desired. I have a great many possibilities from which to choose for my requisite motto-under-the-jar, many of which, I am sad to relate, are ultra-lame. But it must be perfect, utterly perfect. I have decided to solicit advice from you, my dear discerning friends. Which epigram suits the magnificence of Marmite best? If you hit upon any besides the ones I have heretofore collected, do set it down in the comments window. * My Mate, Marmite * Marmite: You Either Love it or Hate it. * Ideal for Troops Serving Overseas in Combating the Outbreak of Beri-Beri and Other Deficiency Diseases Prevalent in Such Places as Mesopotamia. * Marmite is Good. * 1250% your Recommended Daily Allowance of Folic Acid per 100g serving! * The Growing-Up Spread You Never Grow Out Of. * Marmite for Appetite Keeps you Tuned Up! * "I strongly believe that there is a role for Marmite in a loving BDSM relationship, either as a reward or mild punishment." -- Spero Meliora _ respond?