Wanna know a neat trick? Get some thin, waxed string. I'm using dental floss, natch. Tie the two ends of it together in several bulky knots (I mean, make one big bulky knot by tying it in the same place many times over.) Then put the loop thus made around your knees when you're sitting with your feet up on the desk in the fetal position. Put the knot in your mouth. Spread your knees apart relatively rapidly. The friction makes the knot get very warm! Wow! What a cool trick! Repeat as many times as you like. It's two in the morning -- what else you got to do, punk?
There's also the one about playing video games and then putting the video game on pause and then getting your bassoon out and playing low Bb, and seeing the video game get all wobbly and shimmery. That one's good too.
And the one when you turn your eyelids inside out so you look like a freaky pink alien baby. I like that one.
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