Bloglet, the gentleman's mock turtle soup -- Moss made it sweeter than myrrh ash and dhoup
NEIL'S COMING TO MISSOOOOOULA!
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12:36:04 AM,Friday 25 July 2003
"And whether I'm a roaring boy, a roaring boy, let all... let all the nations judge it."
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10:15:12 AM,Thursday 24 July 2003
"Have you looked under the chair?" "The trunk! It's in the elephant's trunk!"
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10:11:31 AM,Thursday 24 July 2003
"Oy, am I toisty! Oy, am I toisty. Oy, am I toisty! Oy, am I toisty! Oy..."
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10:08:46 AM,Thursday 24 July 2003
"Kick her right in her Coriolanus!"
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10:06:25 AM,Thursday 24 July 2003
"Dear little upside down cake, fears and woes -- you've got 'em. Because, little upside down cake, your top is on your bottom. Oh, little upside down cake, your troubles never stop. Because, little upside down cake... your bottom's on your top."
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10:02:36 AM,Thursday 24 July 2003
"I like my women how I like my magic markers: fat, black, and smelling of licorice."
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10:00:11 AM,Thursday 24 July 2003
"Crumbcake, rumcake, figs in foil. Touch the gent before he spoil."
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09:57:56 AM,Thursday 24 July 2003
"And Ernie Jenkins! He likes fires!"
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09:56:59 AM,Thursday 24 July 2003
"If you hear her snore, it is not before you love her. You love her so that to be her beau is very lovely. She is sweetly here and I am very near and that is very lovely. She is sweetly there, and her curly hair is very lovely. Her tender nose is between her little eyes, which close, and are very lovely. She is my tender sweet and her little feet are tucked up well, which is a treat, and very lovely. She is very lovely, and mine, which is very lovely."
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09:55:53 AM,Thursday 24 July 2003
"And I eat men like air."
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09:52:08 AM,Thursday 24 July 2003
"Sleep is for tortoises."
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09:50:20 AM,Thursday 24 July 2003
"A hideous throng rush out forever, and laugh -- but smile no more."
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09:49:27 AM,Thursday 24 July 2003
"Thy hand, Belinda. Darkness shades me. On thy bosom let me rest! More I would, but Death invades me. Death is now a welcome guest."
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09:47:01 AM,Thursday 24 July 2003
"Goin' off to college, I passed every test. They said, 'Let's send this boy to Palo Alto -- he could be one of the best.' Four years at Stanford, worked very hard. A lot of good it did me, you little tramp! You're ruining my life!"
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09:44:23 AM,Thursday 24 July 2003
"It's a Kafka high; makes you feel like a bug."
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09:42:36 AM,Thursday 24 July 2003
Awright, this blog page is so new and fresh after its recent rollover, I've decided (I.M.I.W.) to quote page the hell out of it! And let's just see you try and stop me. No googling, now, of course. And I think these are all gonna be top-of-my-head quotes, no looking stuff up for me neither, so there might be some, uh, minor deviations from the original.
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09:41:33 AM,Thursday 24 July 2003
I just talked to a Julia! Woo-hoo-lia!
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09:01:47 PM,Wednesday 23 July 2003
Yesterday when I was driving home from work this tape of Beethoven cello sonatas was in the car, and right when I pulled up to the light on the corner of Beckwith and Arther it came to the part in that one where it plays "be kind to your fine feathered friends" in the minor mode -- you know the one I mean? And I giggled, as I always do, and turned right and went down Beckwith 'til I reached Ronald and parked on the street like a goggle-eyed buffoon. I suck at parking. Bad.
So anyway, today it's the same thing, only I'm listening to a tape of the Preservation Hall Jazz Band instead, and right when I pulled up to the light it's in the middle of "Tiger Rag", and the trumpet player starts riffing on "be kind to your fine feathered friends"! The exact same spot as yesterday. Cuh-razy, flock pocket.
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10:12:32 AM,Wednesday 23 July 2003