Elbow
with
Teeth

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He couldn't think what the word for spirit was, so he used mind. I suppose they do that anyway, going into English. I don't know what sort of connotations it has in Russian. Anyway, he said Hegel, so I suppose it's fairly unambiguous.

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I really don't know why I've had a three-second attention span all day, but I don't like it. Nosiree. Not one little bit. It almost makes me wish I'd gone to sleep before 6:00am. Almost

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Message from cnidarae@whorfin.sjca.edu on ttyp5 at 01:09 ...
YAAAAAAAAY!
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"This is the shirt that doesn't need ironing. It comes out of the dryer and it's nice and wonderful. I call it magic.", said Mr. Busta-Peck

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But can elbow persuade the scaly drill instructor? We wait, tingling.
<tingle, tingle>

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'M'effrai' doesn't actually look any more like 'frightens' than like 'terrifies.' I don't know why I should always want to translate it with an inferior word. I do.

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A man in Ohio shot two volunteer fire department workers because the ambulance they were helping a woman into was taking too long getting out of the driveway. He was in a pickup truck, the man who shot them. Patrick told me.

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"Don't get me angry," he said, "you wouldn't like me when I'm angry."

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I've stopped really saying "that's why it's funny, you see" much, but I'm starting to say "hope the life works out" more regularly than I had for about a year. "Good luck," of course, is too deeply entrenched to really give up by now. The unexamined life is not worth living.

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Mirabai asked what it was the other day... I don't know what it is, it's just a sort of collection. I can tell you they all start with the word 'Chomp' but that's hardly enlightening. Still, it's true what I said then: it is going to get bigger as time goes by.

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You could find a book narrated in the first person, and copy it all, replacing the word 'I' with the author's name whenever it was used.

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A woman was driving home with a furby in her purse in a traffic jam and it was complaining and noisemaking because they're afraid of the dark. I heard that from Elise.

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I don't know how or why people keep finding my web page but two of them have already commented on it. Mike wanted to know where something was, but Lars wanted to know how I'd done something. All human beings want to know.